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February 5th, 2010
[UK] 24-year-old Hermione Way has been unofficially engaged to her laptop who she calls Alex, for 11 months now.
Some people call her crazy and insane, but she wants to show the world how dedicated she is to her laptop with whom she has spent every minute of every day with for the past two years.
Current law does not allow computer to human marriages but Hermione is hoping to change all that.
They are having an unofficial exchanging of vows on Jan 31st 2010.
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January 28th, 2010
For quite some time now I’ve been harassed via SMS & Phone Calls from a strange unknown number from “+966″ – Saudi Arabia from what I gather. All the calls and messages are getting quite annoying since they are coming through to my business line, but some of them (the last one in fact) was VERY funny and I thought I’d share it with you guys:
Davidddd!!!
I lubb uuuu babyyyy!!!!!!!!
U are gay!!
Yay!!
I’m a girl !!
Hahahahahahahahahahaga
U uglyyyyy
Hahahahaha
Hehehehehe
Hohohohoho
Merry Christmass!!
I’ll tell u a secret ok??
I’m … A VAMPIRE!!
I know where you live..
South Africa!!
Hahahahaha NIGGA xDD
But u are white??
Whyyy??
Howw??
Because??
I love to pee!!
Hehehehehe
Hohohohoho
Merry christmas
Happy new year
Happy birthday
Happy bassday
Happy basday tsu u u
Happy basday tsu u u
Anataaaiii
Japanese!!
Chinese
Nigga
Saudi
Haha
I’m Saudi
U pakistani!!
Okok I go now!!
I poop ^^
Byee
I’ve saved the number as “WTF?!” on my phone and rarely pay attention to the attempts to connect with me, but this message was hilarious. Shame the poor girl must have some serious issues. What do you guys suggest I do about the situation? Shall I publish her number online and get the whole world to SMS her? She must’ve got my business number from Facebook or the Vervean Media website. Thank goodness that she doesn’t have my private line.
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November 18th, 2009
This one is super funny…
November 18th, 2009
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